In other news (tree death day), it’s time to update the house to-do list:

• electrical: done
• roofing: done
• heating: done
• arborist: hired and in progress
• carpentry: install attic stairs
• painting: in progress
• decorating: decided to do it myself

Not a good day to be a tree in my life.

Last night, around midnight, this happened… it sounded like an explosion out back.

I had just called the dogs in 5 second earlier, they were going nuts, guess they knew the tree was giving way.

Tree guy came out this morning, then pointed at the tree out front and asked me when I was going to stop fooling myself and remove the zombie oak next to the driveway. He’s right.

Drove up to SF to talk to the tree guys up there that I was scheduled to meet. Removing a blighted Willow in the back yard and dealing with the Sycamore up front and the neighbor’s tree that is trying to kill it.

The tree guy said, “Wow, what a beautiful Acacia!” (it’s 70 years old and at least 70 feet tall)… stares at it a second and says… “oh fuck. pardon my french… take a look at that.” I look and notice that about 30 feet up, there’s an 18 inch crack where one of the main branches is about to break.  If it goes, it will take out the back yard in 4 neighborhood houses.  We can’t cut just one limb, it looks like the tree won’t really be salvageable (horribly off balance), so it is probably going to get murdered too.

In case you weren’t aware, I happen to love trees, that was a main deciding factor for both houses, and both of them are getting denuded.

If you are a tree, for your own sake, stay away from me today.

Almost six months have past and the list looks almost the same, but strangely enough, much has happened under the covers. New heating ducts and a furnace, rebuilt and insulated attic, deck rebuilt, new roof going on next week, plumbing fixed.

Todo:

• electrical: ground/replace parlor outlet, add office outlet, add tv wall outlet (tomorrow)
• roofing: new tar roof, eyebrow vents, fix flashing (next week)
• carpenter: finish patching walls, attic ladder, bracing for tv, finish attic insulation (next week)
• flooring: refinish hardwood floors (still need to pick stain color)
• heating: final inspection
• painting: color selection, paint and seal exterior, paint interior, stain deck
• select a hot tub under deck, investigate moisture damage possibility for deck
• electrical part 2: service upgrade, Tesla charger (220/70a), power for hot tub
• get an arborist out to look at trees up front
• webcam and water cannon to shoot neighbor when he throws shit in my driveway

I finally bought the farm, or in this case, the town house.

We are now the proud owners of a 125 year old Victorian near Duboce Park.

This time, I really want to do things right, so if you can personally reccomend an outstanding interior designer, please let me know. I’m looking for an eclectic theme, somewhat minimalist, with elements of both modern and contemporary style, but not something that’s going to look horribly dated. Probably impossible, but I can wish…